magicmaxxy:

whatjanesays:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING.

THIS IS A VIDEO OF JOSH KEATON (VOICE OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN) READING A SELECTION OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEMES.

#everyone go home the internet is over

IM FUCKING CHOKING. I CANNOT BREATHE

requested by Leo
video here

cobie-smulders:

“Kids, your Aunt Robin never became a pole-vaulter, but she did become a famous journalist, a successful businesswoman, a world traveller. She was even briefly a bullfighter— that’s a funny story, I’ll get to that one later. But there’s one thing your Aunt Robin never was: she was never alone.”

mrcasanovak:

Day 9 of 16: Favorite Line from Another Character About Them
↳”Barney and I tried and failed. That was two years ago. Why would I ever go down that road again? It wouldn’t make sense.
It doesn’t have to make sense, it’s chemistry. Look, I’ve always had a sixth sense about these things. And now that I’m pregnant, with this idea in my mind-uterus, I see things even clearer. You and Barney have the kind of chemistry that just doesn’t go away. You’re the reason he never called Nora. You’re the reason he’s only test-marketing tonight and you’re the reason he keeps striking out on purpose. Chemistry.”—The Best Man (07x01)

How do we tell the good guys from the bad guys? 

If they’re shooting at you, they’re bad. 

effingmurrays:

When I met you, 
I didn’t know what to do, 
but I noticed that I didn’t really feel. 
Now you’re away, 
you write home everyday.
I don’t beg, 
I don’t borrow, 
I steal.